1. 15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself →

    almightykushlord:

    Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

    “Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

    In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

    “If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

    The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

    “Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

    THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

  2. spaceplasma:

    Animations of Saturn’s aurorae

    Earth isn’t the only planet in the solar system with spectacular light shows. Both Jupiter and Saturn have magnetic fields much stronger than Earth’s. Auroras also have been observed on the surfaces of Venus, Mars and even on moons (e.g. Io, Europa, and Ganymede). The auroras on Saturn are created when solar wind particles are channeled into the planet’s magnetic field toward its poles, where they interact with electrically charged gas (plasma) in the upper atmosphere and emit light. Aurora features on Saturn can also be caused by electromagnetic waves generated when its moons move through the plasma that fills the planet’s magnetosphere.  The main source is the small moon Enceladus, which ejects water vapor from the geysers on its south pole, a portion of which is ionized. The interaction between Saturn’s magnetosphere and the solar wind generates bright oval aurorae around the planet’s poles observed in visible, infrared and ultraviolet light. The aurorae of Saturn are highly variable. Their location and brightness strongly depends on the Solar wind pressure: the aurorae become brighter and move closer to the poles when the Solar wind pressure increases.

    Credit: ESA/Hubble (M. Kornmesser & L. Calçada)

  3. teamcocket:

the entire movie in 3 pictures

    teamcocket:

    the entire movie in 3 pictures

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  4. jtumblr:

    plundr:

    This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

    I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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  9. explorationimages:

Rosetta:  Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko rotating.  APOD caption:

 Explanation:  
Why does this comet’s nucleus have two components?

The surprising discovery that 
Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko has a double nucleus came 
late last week as 
ESA's robotic interplanetary spacecraft 
Rosetta continued 
its approach toward the ancient comet’s core.

Speculative ideas on how the double core was created include, currently, that 
Comet Churyumov–Gerasimenko is actually the result of the merger of two comets, that 
the comet is a 
loose pile of rubble pulled apart by 
tidal forces, 
that ice evaporation on the comet has been asymmetric, 
or that the comet has undergone some sort of explosive event.

Pictured above, the comet’s unusual 5-km sized comet nucleus is seen rotating over the course of a few hours, with each frame taken 20-minutes apart.

Better images — and hopefully more refined theories — are expected as 
Rosetta 
is on track to enter orbit around 
Comet Churyumov–Gerasimenko's nucleus early next month, 
and by the end of the year, if possible, 
land a probe on it. 


Image Credit: ESA/Rosetta/MPS for OSIRIS Team; MPS/UPD/LAM/IAA/SSO/INTA/UPM/DASP/IDA

    explorationimages:

    Rosetta: Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko rotating. APOD caption:

    Explanation: Why does this comet’s nucleus have two components? The surprising discovery that Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko has a double nucleus came late last week as ESA's robotic interplanetary spacecraft Rosetta continued its approach toward the ancient comet’s core. Speculative ideas on how the double core was created include, currently, that Comet Churyumov–Gerasimenko is actually the result of the merger of two comets, that the comet is a loose pile of rubble pulled apart by tidal forces, that ice evaporation on the comet has been asymmetric, or that the comet has undergone some sort of explosive event. Pictured above, the comet’s unusual 5-km sized comet nucleus is seen rotating over the course of a few hours, with each frame taken 20-minutes apart. Better images — and hopefully more refined theories — are expected as Rosetta is on track to enter orbit around Comet Churyumov–Gerasimenko's nucleus early next month, and by the end of the year, if possible, land a probe on it.
    Image Credit: ESA/Rosetta/MPS for OSIRIS Team; MPS/UPD/LAM/IAA/SSO/INTA/UPM/DASP/IDA

  10. thisshitfunny:

cocknurse:

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    thisshitfunny:

    cocknurse:

    ………

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  11. curiosamathematica:

    This chart shows how to solve every quartic polynomial.

    Notice it also shows how to solve cubics and quadratics, but it can’t be improved to quintics (polynomials of degree five) or higher, because only polynomials with degree less than five can be solved algebraically in general: this is the Abel-Ruffini theorem. Some specific quintics can be solved, but the method is far more tedious. In 2004 Daniel Lazard wrote out a three-page formula for the roots of a general solvable quintic.

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  13. rockandrollcansavetheworld:

    donpardosaymyname:

    lostiel:

    #HOT DAD JOKES

    DILF JOKES

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  14. relahvant:

    when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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  15. frickfrackbootysmack:

    angelt626:

    And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

    it winked are you joking

    (Source: hoppusfarm)